This Just in... New MRH Publication: Running Late - 3rd Section
Joe Fugate, noted author and publisher of Model Railroad Hobbyist and MRH Running Extra has scooped the Model Railroad online publishing industry once again by offering his latest publication: Running Late - 3rd Section. 3rd Section will include detailed analysis of every mistake ever made by noted modelers around the US, and include specific opinions about everything they have ever done wrong modeling -- poor construction, bad pint jobs, crooked track, lack of concern for 72 hour operating sessions, use of Marx models next to brass, crooked lettering, incorrect coupler height, tangled unlabeled wiring, using DCC locos on DC track, incandescent lighting, and much, much more! This innovative edition will be offered perpetually totally free by special encrypted subscription to protect authors identities. However, there will be a small charge of NZ$10.00 via Bitcoin per sentence or sentence fragment thereof for all reader comments. This will require special bio readers to verify second level identification together with your 47 character password that must be changed monthly.
Anticipated first articles intend to cover:
"Modeling Only April 2, 1938 12:00 Noon Exactly" -- Removing the Need for Motors and The Best of Static Operation"
"Weathering with only 5 Crayola Crayons -- Realistic Low Cost Autumn Effects"
"Modeling One Mile of the Southern Pacific in the Mohave, Easy Sand Flats for One Mile of HO Track"
"Kitbashing a Dash-8 into a B&O Dockside -- Save Those Extra Parts!"
"Planning a Switching Layout for 300 of Your Closest Friends"
"Planning a Switching Layout When You Have No Friends"
"Planning a Switching Layout to Impress an MRR Editor"
"Planning a Switching Layout to Impress an NMRA Administrator"
"A Simple Introduction to Understanding What NMRA Benefits Mean to Modelers" Parts 1-37
"Narrow Gauge for Wimps -- On3 Modeling"
"Narrow Gauge for Real Men -- Zn2 scratch building"
"Build Your Own Operational Nuclear Power Plant in HO Scale"
"Modeling Your First Railroad Tunnel -- Oxnard to Oahu"
"Realistic Animation for your Pike -- Compiled Worldwide techniques for Shrinking People"
"Run Your Models on Hot Air -- Have Your Next Club Meeting at Your Layout"
"Why My Idea is the Best for You"
"Why Your Idea is the Worst for Me"
"Opening Up an Ambroid Kit with a Convincing Look that You Will Finish It in Your Lifetime"
"Opening Up an Athearn Blue-Box Kit with a Convincing Look that It is Your Next Great Modeling Challenge"
"Grinding Scale Ballast from Street Cobblestones"
"Compacting Cinders to Form Cliff Faces"
"Adding Mold, Mildew, Fungus, Odor, bugs, and Weeds to Your Realistic Layout Water Effects"
"Eliminating Mold, Mildew, Fungus, Odor, bugs, and Weeds from Your Realistic Layout Water Effects"
"Adding 50 Kilowatt Generators for Layout Powering During Brown-outs"
"Creating Incredibly Obtuse Article and Post Titles"
"The Very Best of Really Obnoxious Modeling Articles and Posts"
"The Absolute Worst April 1st Posts"
"Video Creation for Multi-day Operating Sessions -- The Short, Interesting Version for the Near Dead"
...and these are just the beginning of a bold new era in Model Railroading!
Have Fun This April Day! 
