Sugar Beet Guy

People who visit my layout often mistake me for a “serious” model railroader.  While I may be enthusiastic, eager, enthralled, happy, engaged and other positive attributes, I am not entirely serious.

I often have fun placing humorous or disconcerting elements in various scenes.  As I have said before, I amuse myself sometimes. 

I was busy repairing some cars on the rip track (mostly missing coupler springs) and noticed a few cars I had set aside for special purposes.  I was in an amused state so I set to work creating some flat car loads that had been languishing for want of a proper frame of mind. Since this is all in fun, I didn’t pay much attention to prototypically securing the loads to the flat cars.  Properly researching and constructing such things would have taken all the amusement  out of the process.  Forgive me.

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This flat car was a previous effort. The back story is the City of Boulder, Colorado was struck by a tremendous flood and their eponymous park landmark was washed away.  The City of Loveland offered to help out by hand selecting a replacement in the Westside quarries. It was loaded onto a flat car, secured (by amateurs) and sent on its way.  Shortly after starting out on the hilly, curvy GW main, it was noticed that the cargo was not secured well.  The junior brakeman was enlisted to stabilize the load. Since the trip was lengthy, a stop was made to appropriate a farmer’s privy.

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The Loveland city park had a small loop of track that pulled a train for kids to ride.  The old tired steam engine “Fred” finally gave up the ghost and a search was done for a replacement.  It turned out that the Southern Oregon Live Steamers in the Medford Railroad Park had recently ordered a gas powered C&S SD40 to pull their kid’s train.  When it arrived, they discovered a mistake on the order form that specified the wrong scale and it was way too big. The ever friendly manufacturer said, “Tough break, not our fault” and refused to take it back. It was offered to the Loveland parks department and shipment was arranged. 

This is an N scale SD40 that was acquired through E-bay.  I was converting my old layout (then 70s era BN) to 60s era C&S power and was desperate for SD40s. Easy to find SD40-2s but SD40s were scarce.  Yep, the E-bay ad was a little vague on scale and the cute little bugger has been sitting on a shelf waiting for a purpose.

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Northern Colorado was recently bitten by the Monster Truck craze but didn’t have the required talent to build any. A search was done and the SCTA (Southern California Timing Association) happened to have some earlier models that were being replaced by super sized versions like by Big Foot and Grave Digger.   For a nominal fee, the smaller trucks were offered to Ft. Collins for the cost of transportation.  The extra wide load required special handling across the country.

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Casa KaBooth is a trendy art gallery in Johnstown owned by the wife the GW superintendent. She is always on the lookout for special pottery and had recently discovered some huge ancient pieces in an area of New Mexico known for really big stuff. Purchase terms were worked out and shipment was arranged.  However, the loads were too big for the Johnstown team track and are bring dropped off at the Johnstown elevator track.  It may require the use of the GW’s American Ditcher crane to lift the enormous things off the flat car.  For an extra fee, of course.  

I was just informed that really huge pottery is a reality.  Bandelier National Monument in New Mexico thought it would be cool to have some really big pots at the entrance and contracted with the San Ildefonso pueblo to have some made out of concrete.  They are people size, just like the pots here. Who would have guessed?

Casa KaBooth was actually a sign we had made for our house.  My wife’s name is Karla Ann, hence the KaBooth. And, if you think about it, it might translate as “House of Caboose” in honor of my train layout.

George Booth
Director of Everything, The New Great Western Railway
http://users.frii.com/gbooth/Trains/index.htm

George Booth
Director of Everything, The New Great Western Railway
http://users.frii.com/gbooth/Trains/index.htm

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Dawson

Wicked sense of humour??

S B G.

What a wicked sense of humour you have , The guy holding the rock in place you gave him a Dunny But no one to relieve him when he has to go. Boy is that cold or what????

Smokey Dawson      Australia

 

 

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Modeltruckshop

funny stuff

 I like the monster truck picture. I own one but never thought about moving it by rail!! That would save changing tires.

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Modeltruckshop

here is mine

This is back at the old Pontiac Silverdome in 1988. But its still the same. Just obsolete now.

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Neil Erickson NeilEr

Awesome

Hope you don't mind my stealing some of these ideas! Good stuff.

Now I have ideas for giant fish catches, huge shrimp, giant coconuts or pineapples, and the Nn3 static engine for the kiddies - thanks!

Neil Erickson, Hawai’i 

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Gemma

Smashing Ideas!

I often wonder at the rivet counters for wanting to be so accurate - when the undercarriages of their beautifully made vehicles are made from plastic. Okay, so not all of them, there are those who make realistic underbellies; but so many concentrate on the lettering, the interiors and the loads.

I've got a post coming up about using lego as a load. I did it with my kids and whilst it didn't even approach your originality, they learned a little about operations and what trains do for a living. It was a lot more fun than trying to be prototypical.

As to the guy with the rock, I'm sure that Sysyphus would have appreciated the help you gave his modern incarnation!

 

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Cadmaster

humor always has a place on a

humor always has a place on a model railroad. The operating group I am part of have tendencies to place and leave behind little object. For instance since I started operating I have acquired an alligator from the movie "hook" a couple of minions and a Disney princess on one of my bridge piers. There are 8 of us in the group and we tend to leave them in place once placed. 7_221357.jpg 

Neil.

Diamond River Valley Railway Company

http://www.dixierail.com

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AndreChapelon

Sheldon Cooper and Sisyphus??

Weird. The first thing I thought of when I saw the title was Sheldon Cooper and "Fun With Flags" and the first thing I thought of when I actually saw the pic of the guy with the rock on the flat car was that Sisyphus and his rock were being transferred to another location because some quarrying company had leveled his mountain for the stone it contained.

It's official. I really need to get out more.

Mike

 

and, to crown their disgraceful proceedings and add insult to injury, they threw me over the Niagara Falls, and I got wet.

From Mark Twain's short story "Niagara"

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pacbelt

Glad I'm not alone!

Model Railroading NEEDS a sense of humor!  I can appreciate the precise work of the local Rivet Counter, but to me, life is stressful enough - without stressing over my Hobby. 

I have a completely freelanced railroad, so I can make all the rules! I keep things plausible, and it keeps my friends from having fits....  My HO Scale Pacific Belt RR has even hosted my granddaughter's Thomas the Tank train on a few excursion runs! I have little vignettes of life experiences and a few... what might be referred to as "politically incorrect"!! Hey, it's MY world, right? I don't advertise those scenes, as I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Not overtly vulgar or racist, it's just beyond tongue-in-cheek. 

But I digress! 

I love those ideas for flat cars! I may "borrow" a few myself - especially the Monster Trucks. The guy holding the boulder is priceless! I may try that too. It's like I tell a couple of kids that I'm mentoring. It's a Hobby! Have fun first! If you end up enjoying the finite details, exact rosters, freight movements and timetables, then go for it. I tell everyone - do what makes YOU happy!

Follow MRR rule no. 1: It's YOUR Railroad. If it doesn't make you happy, start collecting stamps!  Rule no. 2 is: Always refer to Rule #1!!! 

You've obviously got a good sense of humor, and can express it. People should be so lucky!  Your signage, especially "Casa KaBooth", reminds me that I've got to get to work naming businesses and stuff after my family... 

I will definitely be checking out your website. I'm sure I'll be entertained! 

Carmine A. Owner/Creator/Operator - the Pacific Belt Model RR
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Jackh

Great Stuff

My wife and mother in law like to hit up thrift stores and antique shops. She has some cute little baby fairies that look to be about the same size as the pottery. So I have place my "order" to get something similar for a load. It'll be interesting to see what comes through the door.

Jack

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pacbelt

Eureka moment

George,  I went to your website.... read the bit on track cleaning. LPS-1 electrical lubricant. I became stunned! At your results, and something else... 

I have been using CRC 2-26 for about forever. Great results too. BUT - for several years, I've also used LPS-1.... for cleaning and dressing my guns! I had no idea!! 

Because of that, I may know something that might be of value to you. Almost all gun stores, sporting goods stores, and even selected WalMarts, carry LPS-1 in sealed packages of 3 or 6 saturated pads of the lubricant. 

The advantage of that is, you only use about 1/4oz at a time - and it's soaked into a soft scrubbing media, not unlike Scotch Brite pads, but not nearly as coarse. I LOVE the stuff! It keeps the mechanisms smooth, clean, and does a great job of not accumulating spent powder (i.e. carbon, not unlike what accumulates on our rails and wheels). When you explained how it works on your Layout, and that it also enhances electrical contact(much like the CRC 2-26 that I've been using). However, you seemed to go longer between applications....

So,  since I've had it all along, I can't wait to try it on my Layout!!  Also, I want to try your method of applying it to the track with a small block of Balsa Wood!

This is one of the things that are positive about the Internet. We Model Railroaders can share ideas that before, may never have gotten out of the Modeler's respective regional area! 

Carmine A. Owner/Creator/Operator - the Pacific Belt Model RR
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Ken Glover kfglover

It is supposed to be fun....

Here we see the Kansas Pacific Construction Supervisor on a break. Ducky likes his doughnuts!

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Ken Glover,

HO, Digitrax, Soundtraxx PTB-100, JMRI (LocoBuffer-USB), ProtoThrottle (WiThrottle server)

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Sugar Beet Guy

Nice and thanks

Thanks for the nice comments.  I'm glad I'm not the only one having fun here.

Neil - nice stockyard scene.  Your group sounds like fun. It reminds me of the time Dr.Kozak's Precision Drill Cows visited my old layout.

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Ken - Duck donuts - great!

 

George Booth
Director of Everything, The New Great Western Railway
http://users.frii.com/gbooth/Trains/index.htm

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Sugar Beet Guy

LPS-1

Carmine,

I stopped using LPS-1 after I tore down the old C&S layout.  The previous PMP-122 control system (based on CTC-16) was pretty fussy and seemed to need the LPS to work well. Since going to DCC on the new Great Western layout I've switched to just keeping the track clean, using metal wheels and occasional graphite. 

The LPS does build up on plastic (Athearn) wheels over time and may alter the geometry with enough collected gunk to cause problems. I would spend a lot ot time every couple of years cleaning 400 sets of wheels, Ugh.

But it worked for me and other friends then, especially for a guy with a large N scale layout. 

George Booth
Director of Everything, The New Great Western Railway
http://users.frii.com/gbooth/Trains/index.htm

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IrishRover

Whimsey...

I love the whimsy.  I'm working on the best way to make a small spaceship.  The canvas cover will be coming off, and some people trying franticly to get it covered up again--as a happy railfan clicks away.

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Sugar Beet Guy

FooBar

Each industry had a 3 letter acronym, such as "TTK" for team track, for my tab system.  Being an ex-Navy guy and a software engineer, I was familiar with the term fubar or foobar.  I thought it would be fun to have a tab with FUBAR on it.

Casting around for a suitable name to abbreviate, I came up with Bathysphere Refurbisher.  I discovered the wonderful name Fugazzoto while browsing the Denver phone book.  Thus, "DN FUBAR" was created.  I found it surprising hard to find suitable bathyspheres-like things to populate the loading dock and flat cars and settled for little submarines.  At least everyone got a chuckle out if it. 

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George Booth
Director of Everything, The New Great Western Railway
http://users.frii.com/gbooth/Trains/index.htm

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