Verne Niner

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Here comes a story almost too amazing to be 'true'...the story of how Frijolene was discovered. I will be posting it in a following reply so the long tale doesn't 'wrap' at the top of each topic page. Enjoy!

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Verne Niner

And now for the story...

Here is the explosive story - never before revealed - of the discovery of a clean-burning, renewable energy source literally right under our noses. This is the story of Frijolene.


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It all began innocently enough with Gordo’s double green bean burrito. Gordo was a skilled cook and he loved his special-recipe burritos. Here he is savoring his favorite snack while preparing lunch for the crew of the Apache Wells coke plant. Little did he know that forces beyond his control would suddenly propel him to fame and lead to the discovery a new fuel source.

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After feeding the crew lunch and helping himself to a second burrito, Gordo walked home to take a short siesta. Along the way, he stopped at a nearby outhouse to take care of his personal needs.

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Eyewitness testimony in the historical record isn’t clear what happened next. Perhaps Gordo lit the stub of a cigar left by another patron to extract the last few puffs. This detail has been lost in time. What the records do show is that the outhouse suddenly exploded with a tremendous BOOM, leaving a smoking crater behind. Sadly, Gordo and the outhouse were nowhere to be found.

Word of Gordo’s dramatic disappearance was met with wonder and mystery by the local folk. News spread to Dr. Vladimir Litinsky, the brilliant scholar and mining engineer employed by the Estrella Copper Co. It was Dr. Litinsky who had discovered how to efficiently process the complex copper ore from the Cielo Mine only a few years before. When he heard of the strange incident of the exploding outhouse, his scientific curiosity was piqued. Clearly, the explosion was due to powerful emissions from the frijoles (beans) that Gordo had consumed before his untimely accident. Perhaps something in Gordo’s ‘special recipe’ added to the explosive nature of the blast. Dr. Litinsky had an idea, and had to perform tests to prove out his theory.

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The hole was filled, Gordo memorialized, and life returned to normal for the sleepy town. However, Dr. Litinsky was busy modifying a two-hole outhouse with strange equipment and tanks. The locals always thought he was a bit strange, but since his clever discoveries had helped the mining company and town in the past, they tolerated his eccentric traits. The initial tests were successful, leading Dr. Litinsky to file for a patent with the US Patent Office. Almost overnight, several small processing plants were constructed to harness the power of what he named Frijolene (pronounced FREE-HOE-LEAN). Here is the co-op plant under construction at San Lorenzo.

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Here is a rare view of the small co-op plant under construction in San Lorenzo. It is a simple yet mysterious affair, with a steel storage tank and nondescript wood shed. Inga, Dr. Litinsky’s laboratory assistant, demonstrates where the filler pipe will be located when the plant is finished. Members of the co-op are sworn to secrecy about how Frijolene was made, and the mystery remains to this day.

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Soon, the successful Frijolene Co-Op enabled the townsfolk along the E&SG to contribute, and to receive free bottled fuel for their cooking stoves, gas lamps and other needs. 

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Shipped in its specially-labeled tank cars, Frijolene also provided an alternate fuel source for this mines, greatly lessening the need for charcoal, coke or fuel oil. The energy provided by a pint of Frijolene was far greater than even gasoline.

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As demand continued to grow, the Arroyo Verde & Western invested in some modern tank cars to ship Frijolene to other customers in the region.

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Perhaps the biggest surprise was when Gordo returned to town weeks later, somewhat thinner and dazed from his experience. Turns out he (and the outhouse) were propelled into the next county, but nobody there would believe his story. Gordo, with humility equal to his waistline, suggested the fuel be named GordoGas, but Dr. Litinsky simply offered him a month’s supply of burritos to shut him up thank him for his contribution. Here he is seen restoring his health with another burrito, while chatting with Rosa. This story has a happy ending, it’s gratifying to know everything came out alright in the end!

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dkaustin

Great story Verne!

Keep the stories coming!  Are you going to have new stories for the holidays?

Den

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     Dennis Austin located in NW Louisiana


 

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Jackh

Yup

I tried that stuff in my gas tank of my trusty 4 wheel mechanical critter. The former inhabitants of Detroit had rigged it so that it the little message board on the control panel spit out a message. fuel type not recognized.

Thanks for the laugh Verne

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MikeC in Qld

Great stuff, Verne. Thanks

Great stuff, Verne. Thanks for the laughs.

Mike

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AndreChapelon

Eat Here Get Gas

Verne,you forgot to mention that Frijolene doesn't need to be odorized as it comes complete with odor from the "well". Not only that, but it has double the BTU content per gallon as its next highest competitor.

 

Mike

and, to crown their disgraceful proceedings and add insult to injury, they threw me over the Niagara Falls, and I got wet.

From Mark Twain's short story "Niagara"

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Verne Niner

Thanks

Thanks, guys...not sure where the idea came from, it just sort of slipped out...

Den, I will have a sequel to the Frijolene story shortly...thanks for your interest!

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dkaustin

Do you have a story for Halloween?

Verne,

You remember that true story about the young man who pulled the explosives car out of the Arizona town before it blew up? I would have to look it up for details, but it would make a good story that he and his train comes back at midnight on Halloween.  Well you get the idea.

Den

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     Dennis Austin located in NW Louisiana


 

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Jeff Youst

Just Fun!

Thanks Verne.  The hobby is fun in and of itself, and having gents such as you to share with, makes it all that much more worth while.  Please don't ever stop the stories!

Jeff Y in Indiana EL Marion 2nd Sub 1964

Jeff 
Erie Lackawanna Marion Div.
Dayton Sub 1964
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IrishRover

Stories...

Keep up with the stories :D

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TTX101

Spectacular photo of the general store at night!

(Wherever the lantern light is coming from!)

 

Rog.38

 
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Verne Niner

The Light

 

The light on the front of the Mercantile is a Modeltronics HO decorative lantern with a micro-bulb. It comes with a resistor wired in to accept 16v DC input. I run them at about 8 volts to get a nice warm light that isn't too harsh. I have similar fixtures on my station:

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The lamp on the pole to the right is a matching HO streetlifght, lengthened with a coffee stir stick.

Anyone interested in Frijolene decals, please see my website for details.

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fernpoint

"Atmosphere"

Verne - just love your stories.
The shot with the guy snoozing  under the lamp is incredibly atmospheric. I can just hear the cicadas.

Rob Clark
Cornhill & Atherton RR

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Michael Tondee

Somewhere rattling around in my head....

....is the background story on the origin of my layout the " Black n Blue".  Not to go into too much detail here but it involves a former Civil War Confederate  Colonel and his rag tag unit and some missing Confederate gold.  They flee.....errrr migrate..... west!  Anyway, some of the background stories on Rob's layout as well as the wonderful stories Verne has spun here are inspiring me to get it organized and down on paper. Loved the story Verne!!

Michael

Michael, A.R.S. W4HIJ

 Model Rail, electronics experimenter and "mad scientist" for over 50 years.

Member of  "The Amigos" and staunch disciple of the "Wizard of Monterey"

My Pike: The Blackwater Island Logging&Mining Co.

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Bremner

Noah

It might not be too far fetched. I am sitting about 35 miles from the furthest west battle field of The American Civil War, Picacho Peak, AZ. I could easily see you spinning a story about a few rebs trying to make it to the Gulf of California for an arms deal

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numbersmgr

Loved the story

Verne

I loved your story and your modeling is great.  More stories please.  I love "far side" type humor.

Jim Dixon    MRM 1040

A great pleasure in life is doing what others said you were not capable of doing!   

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DrJolS

Delightful

The frijolene saga passes an informal test - I've gone back to it several times, and will do so again.

Modeling and the story remind me of John Allen's illustrated stories about the Sorfeetz gang.

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Bremner

Decals

Ugh. I went to your site Verne, and you don't have any decals for Normal scale

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Verne Niner

Thanks

Thanks for your comments...

Bremner, I will have to correct that oversight!

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Art in Iowa

A good read!

Good stuff Verne. That's what having fun with trains is about..

Art in Iowa

Modeling something... .

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Donato

Still Laughing ....

Vern,

That was fun and enjoyable.  Keep them coming.  By the way, you wouldn't have Rosa's phone number by any chance?

Donato

Getting ready to do some HO modeling in Staten Island.

 

 

Donato

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